Friday, May 11, 2007

Thems the Brakes

I guess I had to know it couldn’t really go this smoothly. Who was I kidding?

So, I had another u/s and more b/w this morning. My RE was out, of course – it’s Friday. Why work on a Friday?? That's for poor folk. Lucky bastard.

So his replacement, Dr. Dork (Man, he was such a geeky li’l thing! I felt like mine could easily be his first ever cooch sighting.) said that while the follicles are still growing, they’re not quite ready yet, so I’m going back on Sunday for another u/s and we’ll know more then.

He also said that my uterus is “beautiful.” It could be because she was his first, but in case he's right, do you think I should enter her into a pageant? I can just imagine the interview portion:

Host: “Miss Vicious Cycle, how would you change the world?”

Miss VC: “I’ve made it my life’s work to form a community with my fellow organs. We are united to fight for a Mercedes in the driveway of RE’s all across the land.”

What I’ll choose not to imagine is the swimsuit competition. Ick.

Anyone watch Dancing with the Stars? Come on, admit it! Anyhoo, my little foray into the world of pageantry got me to Googlin’ and I found out that Drew Lachey and Mario Lopez will be hosting the Miss USA and Miss America pageants respectively. Not respectfully, of course. So much for that show helping their careers.

Happy weekend to all! Good luck getting through Hallmark-induced Hell. Go out to brunch on SATURDAY. Instead of Mother’s Day, I’ll be celebrating El Dia del Dildocam. Wish me good suerte!

5 comments:

hopeful to hateful in 28 days said...

Buena suerte con el dildocam!

Beautiful is an interesting adjective to describe a uterus...

Maybe you should change your blog name to "Don't hate me because my uterus is beautiful" or "UTE-Y and the Beast" or "Beautiful- inside and out!"

Or my personal favorite: My uterus is beautiful and DA BOMB!

Ok, enough silly talk. Have a good weekend!

Sticky Bun said...

Will Slater be hosting the pagent for your uterus? That's good times! Although, I'm sorry to inform you that I don't watch dancing with the stars. I'm more of an American top model kind of gal...

Anyhow, glad the ute is beautiful. Good luck with the wanding on Sunday. :-)

Adrienne said...

En Domingo buena suerte, Erin!

Carrie said...

Hey, a beautiful uterus is something to be proud of, no?
All the best for Sunday.

Ms. Planner said...

Hee hee. Congratulations on your beautiful uterus. Hysterical post and I think you're owed one for having to get a pre-IVF dildocam (nonetheless) ultrasound on Mother's Day. Oh the irony.

cheers, Ms. Planner