I am in trouble.
My dad was coming over to dinner the other night and just before he arrived I rushed up to change into something "nice".
What did I choose?
Yoga pants with dog hair all over them and a hole in the crotch.
Granted, it was just my dad, but STILL. I changed into these pants to dress myself up a bit. This is how What N0t To Wear victims (aka "lucky bitches") get their start.
Seriously, Stacy and Clinton? I'm here. I'm a little busy (and pudgy) right this very minute, but in about six months, I would absolutely love you to ambush me. I'll really need it by then. Will you be mad if I want everything to have an elastic waist? Also? I only wear flip flops. Or running shoes. Is that going to be a problem?